Nigeria Goes GOLD!!


     *composes self* Hi guys!
    Nigeria won the African Cup of Nations!!! I’m so impressed by this feat. As we all know, we’ve had quite a difficult time winning any trophies for a while, so this was very welcome good news. I decided to take a break from the usual writing and do a hats off to Nigeria by giving a recap of the highlights. Not the actual pitch highlights of course. I mean I watch football, but I’m not the best person to talk about it, I’d probably just make some kind of blunder. I’m giving y’all HIGHLIGHTS FROM TWITTER. Prepare to be very amused.
      The Nigerian community on Twitter was very excited about this match you know, although we spent the first few minutes arguing about  what people from Burkina Faso are called.
      We never quite figured it out, so if you have any ideas, let me know in the comments below. We also talked a lot about the Burkina players (I don’t know how to call them yet *shrugs*), ESPECIALLY BANCE, you know the really dark guy with indomie hair? or was it french fries. Let’s see what my Twitter folks said.
Well, what can I say? Nigerians are really funny people.
There were also funny speculations as to all the mixed chances and people had a lot of funny images about what the Burkina people had done to make our dear Musa fall like a leaf in autumn. This was one of them.
Ohh and when that Nigerian pushed the Burkina guy? Don’t mess with Nigerians.
And at the end of the day, I felt more sorry for Ghanaians than Nigerians. I still don’t understand why they try to quarrel with Nigerians, the average Nigerian can insult 5 people at once and be unnerved. And at the end of the day?
So Burkina lost. Poor Bance had to cry and still no pity for him. More insults. Proof?
CONGRATULATIONS SUPER EAGLES!!!! Enjoy your victory! Cheers!